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<i>In the year 1750,</i>

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<i>England was going through a period of</i>
<i>lawlessness unprecedented in her history.</i>

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<i>Highwaymen terrorised the roads.</i>
<i>Footpads and cut-throats ran riot in the towns.</i>

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<i>It hasn't changed much, has it?</i>

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<i>In an effort to combat this wave of crime,</i>

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<i>King George set up a special police force</i>
<i>called the Bow Street runners,</i>

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<i>under the command of a man with</i>
<i>a reputation for being always on the job,</i>

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<i>Roger Daley.</i>

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You men have been especially chosen
for one task.

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To wipe out crime and violence.

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And I know I can depend upon you
to do a good job.

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Carry on, Captain Fancey.

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Thank you, sir. Bow Street runners, atten...shun!

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Left turn!

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To your duties, quick, run!

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<i>Quick, run! Quick, run! Quick, run!</i>

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Halt!

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Right, everybody out.

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Hands up, mate!

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Hand over your valuables.

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Out and hand over!

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But despite these initial successes,

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there was one notorious highwayman
who constantly eluded the Bow Street runners.

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One Richard Turpin.

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More commonly referred to as Big Dick,

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owing to the unusual size of his weapon.

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Get ready.

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Now.

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Stand and deliver!

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What's the meaning of this?

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Keep calm, my dear.

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Oh, dear.

33
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This is an outrage!

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You don't know who I am!

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(Cackles)

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I'll have your head for this!

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(Whip cracks)

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Stand and deliver!

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- (French accent) Why have we stopped?
- It's Dick Turpin, ma'am.

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- Blimey!
- (Cackles)

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- (Women shriek)
- I'll handle this.

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Stay where you are! Behave yourselves, now.

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Behave yourselves!

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You!

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Get out of the road,
unless you want this broken across your head!

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Excuse me, madam, I don't think
you've noticed what I've got here.

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That doesn't scare me.
I've seen bigger ones in my time.

48
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That doesn't surprise me.

49
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You are wasting your time.
We have nothing to give you.

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Madame Desiree and her Birds of Paradise.

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(Giggling)

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And you say you've got nothing to give us?
You must be jesting.

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My girls are not fancy women.
They will fight for their honour.

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Will they? (Cackles)

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- Come on, out of there, the lot of you.
- No, you don't! Stay where you are, girls!

56
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- All right, lads. Get your bags.
- I'll have the big blonde!

57
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Your saddlebags, you fool!

58
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Oh.

59
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All right, ladies, we just want your clothes
and your valuables.

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- Oh, is that all?
- That'll do, Lizzie.

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(Giggling)

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- Come on, in there!
- Girls, will you please...

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Give us that!

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Ladies, don't worry.
The only harm you'll suffer will be physical.

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(Dick cackles)

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You'll get nothing from us, I tell you. Not a thing.

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Do you mind, madam? They know what I want.

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Come here.

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Shall I rush 'em now, Sergeant?

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No, I think we'll let them uncover
a little more evidence first.

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(Squeals of delight)

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I see what you mean, Sergeant.
Catch them right in the act, eh?

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I'll not leave it as late as that.

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Far enough!
You can see they're not hiding anything.

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- Now, then, what about you?
- No, you are not having it off.

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That's not what I had in mind.

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What's on the end of that gold chain?

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No... No, you must not touch that.
It is my only means of support.

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- Let me have a look at it.
- You mustn't!

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(Cockney)
I told you it was my only means of support!

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(Whistle blows)

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Stay where you are!

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We are Bow Street runners.
You're under arrest.

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- Drop 'em!
- She just did.

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No, no. The pistols.

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Oh, these?

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All right. Stand away from 'em, ladies.

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How do we get 'em away from here, Sergeant?

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Er... Yes, I was just wondering about that.

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That shouldn't be a problem.
We've got our horses over there.

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You'd love that, wouldn't you?

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I wasn't born yesterday.

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Of course you weren't.
You're too clever for the likes of us.

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What else can you do?
You can't use the lady's coach.

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No, we can't use the lady's coach. We... we...

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And why not? Can you think of a better way?

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See? I told you
you were too clever for us.

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That's if it's all right with you, ma'am.

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<i>- Just to take 'em to the nearest lockup.</i>
- With pleasure.

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Thank you, ma'am. I'll send it right back for you.

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All right, you. Get in.

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After you, Sergeant.

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How very kind, sir.
That's very nice of you, you don't...

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(Guffaws)

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Oh, no, you must think I'm a right mug.

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Get in! Come on, the lot of you.
Quick as you like.

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<i>Cover them all the time.</i>
<i>Use your loaf, I'll see promotion for you.</i>

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- Leave it to me, Sergeant.
- Good lad. That's it.

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Make a bit of room for me, lads.
I'll just sit on the outside.

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Aargh!

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(Horse whinnies)

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(Dick cackles)

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Come on.

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Come back! Come back!

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We're here, m'lud.

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<i>- Bow Street.</i>
- Get in there and bring out Captain Fancey!

117
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Yes, m'lud.

118
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I could wear a codpiece.

119
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I wouldn't advise it, my Captain.
The price of cod today...

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(Knock at door)
- Yes, what is it?

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Begging your pardon, Captain.

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Oh, Bullock!

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- I told you I was not to be disturbed.
- Yes, Captain, but the chief's outside.

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The chief? Sir Roger?

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My coat.

126
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Why didn't you tell me, you fool?

127
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- But I just did, Captain.
- Don't bandy words with me. Out of the way!

128
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Sir Roger, what an unexpected... pleasure.

129
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We hadn't expected you back for over a week.

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Nor would I be, were it not for that wretch Turpin!

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You mustn't let these trifling matters concern
you, sir. We have the matter well under control.

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It may be of interest to you to learn that he
robbed me on the road to York last night.

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- He's taken everything we've got.
- You'd better discuss this inside, sir.

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Oh, I beg your pardon, milady!

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He really did take everything, didn't he?

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- Everything!
- Where exactly did this happen, did you say?

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- On the road to York.
- Just outside Dencher, Captain.

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Would that be Upper or Lower Dencher?

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- About halfway between the two.
- In that case, we've nothing to worry about.

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You may have nothing to worry about, Captain,

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but <i>you</i> have not been travelling all night
with your bare buttocks on cold leather.

142
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No, sir, I've had one of my best men patrolling
that stretch of road, Sergeant Strapp.

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If Turpin was around, he'll have had him,
you can be sure.

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I hope for your sake that you're right,
Captain Fancey.

145
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You can depend on it, sir.
Nothing gets past old Jock Strapp.

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(Horse neighs)

147
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Ah, here he is now.

148
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Well, Strapp, what happened?

149
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Well, sir, I thought I'd better report to you
personally, sir.

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- Good.
- See, we ran into Turpin's gang last night.

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- And you apprehended him?
- Well, yes, sir...

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What did I tell you? Good old Jock!

153
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There's one slight problem, sir. He got away.

154
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I knew he wouldn't let me dow...

155
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- He got away? How?
- It's a long story, sir.

156
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I don't want to hear any long stories,
you incompetent dunderhead!

157
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I'm sorry. There's been a slight mishap, my lord.

158
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I know. I heard.

159
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Don't worry, I intend to take personal charge
from now on.

160
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I promise you I'll have Dick Turpin
hanging from a gibbet within a month,

161
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or my name is not Desmond Fancey.

162
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There's only one comment
I have to make on that, Captain.

163
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- (Horse farts)
- And that's it.

164
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Pardon.

165
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Quite right, Captain. There's something wrong
with the hang of the breeches at the front.

166
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- Just stand still a moment.
- I'm far too busy to worry about that now.

167
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- Go on, Strapp.
- As I was saying, sir,

168
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all these hold-ups seem to have happened
within a 20-mile radius of this area here.

169
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,436
Yes, yes. Well?

170
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:22,957
We can deduce from that that Turpin's
headquarters are somewhere around there.

171
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What?! Oh, any imbecile could see that, man!

172
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Well I just wanted to make sure that <i>you</i> did.

173
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Of course I did. Are you implying that
any imbecile has got more sense than I have?

174
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,519
No, sir.

175
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:38,559
I should hope not. Any fool can make fatuous
generalisations like that.

176
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What I want to know is,
<i>where</i> is his headquarters? Where?

177
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,194
I was just coming to that.

178
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There's a notorious inn
just as you go into Lower Dencher here.

179
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It's the Old Cock, on the right.

180
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That's where we've been going wrong!

181
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- What?
- I've made provision on the left.

182
00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:57,028
Will you shut up about the wretched breeches!

183
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,076
Go on, Strapp. Go on.

184
00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:03,870
Well, sir, the Old Cock's been well known as
a meeting place for criminals for many years.

185
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,918
And I think that is where
we should start looking for Turpin.

186
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- Whoa!
DICK: <i>Stand and deliver!</i>

187
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,074
Deliver, I say! Deliver!

188
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,793
(Baby cries)

189
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,235
Oh, well. You can't win 'em all.

190
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,276
(Cackles)

191
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,508
I think we'll have a word with the good rector.

192
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,556
What for, Captain?

193
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,712
It never does any harm
to have the godly on one's side.

194
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,756
Whoa.

195
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,716
Good day, gentlemen. May I be of help?

196
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,756
Possibly. Are you the rector here?

197
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,513
That is my good fortune, sir.
The Reverend Flasher.

198
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:18,559
Well, Reverend Flasher,
is there somewhere confidential we can talk?

199
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,596
In the vestry. Follow me.

200
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,232
Ow!

201
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,393
Tom, I'd like to speak
to these gentlemen privately.

202
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,914
Right, sir.

203
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,158
This looks more like an armoury
than a vestry, Rector.

204
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,800
We do find it useful to keep a few pistols handy.

205
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,836
Against thieves, you mean?

206
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,876
And reluctant bridegrooms.

207
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,916
Thank you, Tom. You may go.

208
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,436
I've got the odd feeling
I've seen that man somewhere before.

209
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:59,275
Gentlemen, I don't like to rush you, but I have
a marriage and a christening to perform today.

210
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,510
Sounds as if they keep you busy, Rector.

211
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,194
The same parties are concerned in both events.

212
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:07,636
Methinks someone's
been putting the cart before the horse.

213
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,558
That's the usual practice here, I'm afraid.

214
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:16,713
Yes, a romp in the hay is worth
a bun in the oven, anytime!

215
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,395
All right, thank you,
we don't wish to know that, Sergeant.

216
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:25,029
- Sergeant?
- Yes. Confidentially, we are Bow Street runners.

217
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,678
In truth?

218
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,877
In truth,
I am Captain Fancey, this is Sergeant Strapp.

219
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:34,829
- Why be so secretive about it?
- We don't want anyone to know who we are,

220
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,480
especially the one they call Big Dick.

221
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,993
Then why tell me?

222
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,913
A man in your position
has everyone's confidence.

223
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,434
You might hear of something of value to us.

224
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:49,036
Yes, Captain, but if I did, I couldn't possibly
betray that confidence. You know that.

225
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:53,875
There's a reward of 100 guineas
for information leading to his capture.

226
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,996
Perhaps I could make an exception.

227
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,310
I thought you might.

228
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,597
I'm a mere man like yourself.
I'd like to get my organ in use again.

229
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,955
I beg your pardon?!

230
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:07,749
The bellows are leaking
and it does cost so much to repair it.

231
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,037
If you do hear anything,
we shall be at the Old Cock Inn.

232
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:15,398
- Ah, yes. I know it.
- Incognito, don't forget, so mum's the word.

233
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,675
Yes, Mum.

234
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:21,150
- Beg your pardon, sir.
- Yes, Harriet, what is it?

235
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,118
Mistress Hoggett sent me to say
the wedding party is coming.

236
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,156
Gentlemen, if you'll excuse me.

237
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,196
We'll be leaving you now.

238
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,748
- That way.
- Of course, yes.

239
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,796
A comely wench indeed!

240
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,235
I wouldn't mind putting my cart before her.

241
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,876
The cart before...

242
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,916
Bye, my love.

243
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,355
That tall one...

244
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,716
I'm sure he was one of the Bow Street runners
the other night.

245
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,756
- They both are.
- How do you know?

246
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,796
They told me.

247
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,440
They want me to help them catch Big Dick!

248
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,273
Here, does this mean
we've got to lie low for a bit?

249
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,316
Well, we'll see.

250
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,870
What did he mean when he said
he wanted to put his cart before me?

251
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,713
That's a bit difficult to explain in so many words.

252
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,756
Couldn't you show me?

253
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,877
WOMAN: <i>Rector!</i>
- Oh, blast.

254
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:17,509
<i>- Yes, Miss Hoggett?</i>
- Rector, the wedding party has arrived.

255
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,318
(Baby cries)

256
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,836
So I hear. Would you please
start playing the wedding music?

257
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:26,754
- Very well, Rector. The usual march?
- Fight The Good Fight.

258
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,796
Very good, Rector.

259
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:33,111
Tonight we're going to go to the Old Cock Inn.
Are you game?

260
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,156
Oh, yes, sir!

261
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,196
Ooh, I'd do anything for you.

262
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,236
You know that.

263
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,276
Do you mean that? Anything?

264
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,918
Anything.

265
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,956
Well, in that case...

266
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,598
Yes?

267
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,240
Go and... pump the organ.

268
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,038
Oh.

269
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,075
(Bawdy laughter)

270
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,316
Evening, ma'am.

271
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,437
Don't you "evening" me!
What are my girls doing down here?

272
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,829
I don't know. I haven't been watching 'em.

273
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:09,629
You know my orders!
They are only allowed down here to perform.

274
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,871
- I thought that's what they were doing.
- That's enough.

275
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,916
Back to your room, all of you!

276
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,956
Go on.

277
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,359
(Shouts of protest)

278
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,512
You ought to know better
after all my careful training.

279
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,556
Go on, get up them stairs!

280
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,596
You minx, madam. Go on!

281
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,636
(Drunken jeers)

282
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,515
I am warning you lot for the last time.

283
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,036
This is for the next man who tries to make free
with one of my girls!

284
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,038
- I wouldn't fancy a poke with that.
- What did you say?

285
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,476
Your blade, ma'am.
You handle it too expertly for my liking.

286
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:50,189
I shouldn't worry.
You don't look as if you've got much to lose.

287
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,236
Ha-ha! Much to lose!

288
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,198
Shut up.
Remember, we're supposed to be criminals.

289
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,999
Try to act like one.

290
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,036
Give us your tuppence and be off.

291
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,795
Tuppence for a quart?
Daylight bloody robbery, that's what it is.

292
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,836
Bloody prices round here.

293
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,876
Two porters please, landlord.

294
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,916
Hello, sir. Room all right?

295
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,549
It'll do. One can't be too particular
when one's on the run.

296
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,959
Is the law after you, sir?

297
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,996
After him?

298
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,709
You've obviously never heard of
Dandy Desmond.

299
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,910
- Randy who?
- Dandy!

300
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,956
Dandy Desmond.

301
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,476
He's wanted for robbery in six counties.

302
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,199
It's a great honour to have you with us, then, sir.

303
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,236
If I can do anything for you,

304
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,278
- don't you forget to give me the nod.
- There is something.

305
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,989
I'm very anxious to meet this highwayman
I've heard so much about.

306
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,514
What is it you call him? The Big Dick?

307
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:48,388
- You mean Turpin?
- Ah, that's him, yes. Do you know him?

308
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,916
No, sir, nobody does...
except old Maggie over there.

309
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,072
She claims Big Dick
went to her for treatment once.

310
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,116
He must have been hard up at the time.

311
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,792
Ha-ha!

312
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,917
No, sir, not that sort of treatment.
She's the local midwife.

313
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,037
Midwife? What on earth
could have been wrong with him?

314
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,076
Maybe it was his <i>birthday</i>.

315
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,594
- Birthday, ha-ha, ha!
- Shut up.

316
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,636
Come along.

317
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,269
What on earth possessed you to give me
a name like Dandy Desmond?

318
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,716
I don't know. It just sort of popped out.
It does seem to suit you.

319
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:22,873
Wanted in six counties? With a name like that,
they'll be wondering what for.

320
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,916
I was only trying to help.

321
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,275
In future, kindly leave the talking to me.

322
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,316
Good evening, missus.

323
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,356
Mind if we join you?

324
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,396
What do you want?

325
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,790
I was told as how you might be able to assist us.

326
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,393
Oh.

327
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,711
I understand you've met Dick Turpin.

328
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,756
Maybe I have, maybe I haven't.

329
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,717
I can't rightly remember.

330
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:50,874
Now, then, Maggie, I feel sure
we may be able to... jog your memory a little.

331
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,475
- Oh, it's just come back to me, sir.
- I thought it might.

332
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,916
Big Dick come up my place one night
with some buckshot in his cheek.

333
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,558
So you saw his face?

334
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,870
No, not that cheek, silly.

335
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,951
You mean he kept his face mask on?

336
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,589
Of course. But I'd know him anywhere again
with his breeches down.

337
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,396
Really? How?

338
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,948
Dear, oh, dear, it's gone again.

339
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,508
<i>Memory do play queer tricks, don't it?</i>

340
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,556
It comes back to me now.

341
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,279
How would you recognise him
with his breeches down?

342
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,670
Well, he's got this funny birthmark on his diddler.

343
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,991
- On his what?
- You know what a diddler is, don't you?

344
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,230
A diddler is a slang term for...

345
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,075
Flap me sideways!

346
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,151
I've never heard it called that before.

347
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,800
You haven't been diddled as often as me, ducky.

348
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,836
(Cackles)

349
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,876
A fat lot of good that was!

350
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,916
Not that my opinion counts for much,

351
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,560
but I would say that is quite a valuable clue.

352
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,676
Really? What do you suggest we do now?

353
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,797
Hold a diddler identification parade?

354
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,474
Any suggestion I make would be quite useless.

355
00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,997
And to point out that Big Dick might well be
someone in this room, utterly stupid.

356
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,036
The height of folly indeed!

357
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:08,752
Distinguishing birthmark or not, sooner or later
he's got to answer the call of nature.

358
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,990
The call of... what? I don't follow you.

359
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,036
No, but I'll follow him!

360
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,680
Jock, my dear fellow!

361
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,593
They don't call you Jock Strapp for nothing!

362
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,352
You don't hang about.

363
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,908
With your permission, I'll start on that one.

364
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,116
I beg your pardon. Sorry.

365
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,956
How do you do?

366
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,316
What are you up to?

367
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,551
Er... nothing. Er... nice place.
Do you come here often?

368
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,596
(Laughs nervously)

369
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,676
Well?

370
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,716
Not that one, but I'll keep trying.

371
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,189
What a place to look for clues.

372
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,158
Right, now, then!
Could I have a bit of quiet, please?

373
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:31,074
Nice and quiet, because this is the moment
we've all been waiting for!

374
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:35,950
It's my great pleasure to introduce
Madame Desiree and her Ois...

375
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,275
Oswas...

376
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,669
Madame Desiree and her bloody birds!

377
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,320
(Cheering)

378
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:06,759
(French accent) The glories of all women,
their charm and their traditions,

379
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:11,994
we are now proud to show to you...
in different positions.

380
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,958
<i>The sirens of the rock.</i>

381
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:26,512
These maidens lured all sailors to their doom
in ancient history,

382
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:31,549
though who did what and how,
has forever been a mystery.

383
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,796
Right, let's go in.

384
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,516
Good evening, Rector.

385
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,556
Evening, Bodkin. What's going on?

386
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,995
It's just a travelling show to amuse the lads.

387
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,836
PATRON: <i>Get 'em off!</i>

388
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,758
The vestal virgins of old Rome,

389
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:20,755
who from their birth were taught
to stay forever pure and chaste,

390
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,354
but never to get caught.

391
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:30,151
Very instructive. Are those the ones
that were held up on the road the other night?

392
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,515
That's right, Rector. By Big Dick.

393
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:36,878
(Tuts) Dear, oh, dear. The quicker that villain's
caught the better, eh, Tom?

394
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,316
That's right, sir.
No-one's safe from Big Dick, and that's a fact.

395
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,833
Alas, yes.

396
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:47,278
The shepherdesses who spend the day
in search of a stray lamb,

397
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,318
and oft would spend most of the night

398
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,358
looking for... a ram.

399
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,715
(Laughter)

400
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,756
A ram!

401
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,910
Look, over there.

402
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,514
The nymphs of the forest.

403
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,040
The maidens of the woodlands,

404
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,588
they hunted for sheer love of it,

405
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,513
<i>were oftentimes called nymphs</i>

406
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,830
because they couldn't get enough of it.

407
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,876
Do you mind?

408
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,916
I see you have strangers in, Bodkin.

409
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,197
Oh, them.
Aye, they've come in from London today.

410
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,238
<i>- He calls himself Dandy Desmond.</i>
- Dandy Desmond?

411
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,710
Perhaps I can get him into the choir.
We're short of a soprano.

412
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,110
And finally, our maids at rest,

413
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,953
<i>so languorous and so sightly,</i>

414
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,673
<i>'tis not the show that tires them so,</i>

415
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,513
but doing it twice nightly.

416
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,792
Twice nightly!

417
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,711
Ha-ha!

418
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,756
You wait here.

419
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,796
Hello, Maggie.

420
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,633
Where have you been?
I didn't see you in church on Sunday.

421
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,075
I'm not surprised, Rector. I wasn't there.

422
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,230
Another meeting of the Purity League.

423
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,518
William, isn't it time you came to church again?

424
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,639
What do you mean, Rector?
I was there last Sunday. I took the collection.

425
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,280
I know. Next Sunday, I want you to bring it back.

426
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,790
Excuse me, gentlemen. Mind if I join you?

427
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,155
By all means, my dear Rector. By all means.

428
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,835
As long as you don't start lecturing us
on the error of our ways.

429
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,039
Have you had any luck with your investigations?

430
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:34,635
Yes, we have an important clue
as to his identity.

431
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,790
You have? And what is that?

432
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,314
It appears he has a curious marking on his -

433
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,109
if you'll pardon the expression, Reverend -
on his diddler.

434
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,192
Diddler? I don't know what that is.

435
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,317
Well, perhaps a more familiar word for you
would be...

436
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,475
Oh.

437
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,711
- But I fear that won't be of much use to you.
- Why not?

438
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,870
Well, so many folk round here keep poultry.

439
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,916
I don't mean that kind of co...

440
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,956
This is very difficult.

441
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,996
If I may be permitted to speak?

442
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,072
What he means, Rector,
is that he's got a birthmark on his...

443
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,116
Ah!

444
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,156
Now he's got it!

445
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,310
Now I <i>have</i> got it, yes.

446
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,233
But I don't think it's possible
that Jack the woodcutter...

447
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,719
Jack the woodcutter?

448
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,075
He's the only one I know that has a chopper.

449
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,912
A cho... No...

450
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,956
This is ridiculous.

451
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,157
Reverend, do you know the difference
between a man and a woman?

452
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,468
Of course.

453
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,516
Well, that's it, the difference.

454
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,989
It's on his difference.

455
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,436
Oh, yes! <i>Now</i> I understand.

456
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,078
A-ha!

457
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,076
Oh, dear. I hope I haven't said anything
to upset your friend.

458
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,594
- Oh, no. He's going to have a look.
- At what?

459
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,229
At his difference... at his diddler...
Don't start that all over again!

460
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,356
I can't tarry any longer. Duty calls.

461
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,000
- Don't let me detain you, Rector.
- Goodbye, my son.

462
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,833
I will pray for success
to follow up your every endeavour.

463
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,876
And up yours too, Rector.

464
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,276
That's funny.

465
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,316
What's funny?

466
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,356
- It looks like rain.
- Rain?

467
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,989
Outside. You see... No, I didn't mean that.

468
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,796
Well, anything?

469
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,836
Nothing.

470
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,878
I fear this is going to be a long job.

471
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,157
Well, if it is,
it will be easier for me to see, won't it?

472
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,914
(Knock at door)
- Who's there?

473
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,833
A friend, ma'am, come to wish you well.

474
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,070
In this place, I should say so.

475
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,476
Forgive the intrusion, ma'am.

476
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,516
I am the rector of Upper Dencher.

477
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,556
(French accent) Oh, well, um...

478
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,596
do come in, Rector.

479
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,636
Thank you.

480
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,995
I hope I haven't come at an awkward moment.

481
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,833
What? Oh, no, I was just tidying up.

482
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,876
Allow me.

483
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,916
I felt I had to come, ma'am,

484
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,039
after hearing of your terrible experience
at the hands of that ruffian Turpin.

485
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,076
Very kind of you, I'm sure, Rector.

486
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:35,757
When I think of it, those lovely young ladies
of yours being made to strip half naked...

487
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,796
Oh, I wish I'd been there.

488
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,155
- What?
- To offer my protection.

489
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,196
Oh, yes, of course.

490
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,114
If ever a man deserved to be hanged it's him,
after what he did to me.

491
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,398
Whatsoever a man soweth,
that shall he also reap.

492
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,391
No, he didn't do anything like that.

493
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,075
Just a quotation, ma'am.
Galatians, chapter 6, verse 7.

494
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,355
Oh, yes, of course. Yes.

495
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:03,719
Also, it seems terrible that with such a definite
clue to his identity, we cannot bring him to book.

496
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,950
Oh? What clue is that?

497
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,031
Oh, dear. You haven't heard?

498
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,633
No, what is it?

499
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,156
Well, it is of a somewhat delicate nature, ma'am.

500
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,629
Oh, I'm sure you can tell <i>me</i>, Rector.

501
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,676
Perhaps if I may whisper?

502
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,592
Really?

503
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,432
How very unusual!

504
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,432
Not that I have had experience of these things,
of course.

505
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,876
Well, I did warn you
it was a somewhat delicate matter.

506
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:36,078
It is not quite the same as comparing fingerprints
or anything else, is it?

507
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,116
No, indeed. No.

508
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,590
It's also so frustrating
when I almost know for certain who he is.

509
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,035
- You do?
- Oh, yes.

510
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,475
But then, what can I do about it?

511
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,790
Perhaps if I were a woman...

512
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,836
Oh, yes!

513
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,876
I see what you mean.

514
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:58,159
There's 300 sovereigns for information
leading to his apprehension, isn't there?

515
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:02,552
- That is so, ma'am.
- Then, if I could provide the necessary proof...

516
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,596
What? Oh, no, no.

517
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:09,071
I couldn't possibly allow you to...
to expose yourself to such an indignity.

518
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,879
I should not be exposing myself, Rector.

519
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:16,192
- But even so, ma'am...
- Think what a service I'd do for the community.

520
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,917
Yes, perhaps that might be worth the sacrifice.

521
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,788
Of course. Now, who do you think this Turpin is?

522
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:30,159
At this very moment, ma'am,
he is sitting downstairs.

523
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,717
- Here cometh the first lesson.
- Why? What's going on?

524
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,836
It's what's coming off that matters.

525
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,950
Do you know, I could just manage them two.

526
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,316
Look!

527
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,396
Blimey, I'll be in there all night.

528
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,598
It's working.

529
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,556
Yoo-hoo!

530
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,596
Is anybody there?

531
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,637
Ah, there you are, you little minx.

532
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,269
- Your note, I believe.
- Was it a great surprise to you?

533
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:16,592
To be frank, my dear, no. I have
what you French call a certain je ne sais quoi.

534
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,638
Yes, and I hope to see it, mon cher.

535
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,676
You shall, my dear, all in good time.

536
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,716
Don't rush me.

537
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:28,635
I think that two people like us, living in the
same place, should get better acquainted.

538
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,676
Oh, quite definitely. Oui, oui.

539
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,593
What exactly did you have in mind?

540
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,672
I was about to have a bath.
Perhaps you will join me.

541
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,638
If it's all the same to you, I'll...
A bath together, you mean?

542
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:44,111
You English say such very naughty things!
Let me help you off with your things.

543
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,509
Certainly not. What an outrageous suggestion!

544
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,431
- But am I not a desirable woman?
- Yes...

545
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,954
Let's take off your breeches
and have a paddle with me.

546
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,157
What a disgraceful suggestion!
Certainly not. You're mad!

547
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,434
Girls!

548
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,476
- Girls!
- Are you out of your mind?

549
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,313
The gentleman
needs some assistance to disrobe.

550
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,356
No! No! No!

551
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,993
Get 'em off, girls!

552
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,991
Madam!

553
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,116
STRAPP: No, please!

554
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,033
Get off me! Sorry, I beg your pardon.

555
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,509
Look, you've got it all wrong.
I'm not a Peeping Tom!

556
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,273
You don't understand.
I was on there on business!

557
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,998
Look, I...

558
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,276
Ow! Get off! Mother!

559
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,319
What are you playing at?
Leave me alone! Get off!

560
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,470
Let's go.

561
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,674
<i>He who covets another man's weapon</i>

562
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,512
shall himself be smitten.

563
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,874
Isaiah?

564
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,793
No, the Reverend Flasher.

565
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,392
(Church bells ring)

566
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,273
(Dress fastenings twang)

567
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,429
<i>Ooh!</i>

568
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:42,229
- Ooh, Rector. Sorry.
- Don't apologise.

569
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,910
Tom, you'd better pump the organ today.

570
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:53,280
Have we got enough out there
for a good collection?

571
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,316
I'll just pop out and see.

572
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,437
If you pop out any more,
we'll have standing room only.

573
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:06,198
CONGREGATION: <i>Amen.</i>

574
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,477
As I look round my little flock this beautiful day,

575
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,710
<i>I cannot help but be struck by the thought</i>

576
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:33,635
that seldom under one roof can there
have been gathered such a fine collection...

577
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,875
of thieves and fornicators.

578
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,791
<i>Oh, yes.</i>

579
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,872
You may well look guilty and ashamed,
all of you.

580
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:47,038
What has become of
the priceless gift of virginity?

581
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,838
<i>Gone.</i>

582
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,230
What has become of
the promised sanctity of marriage?

583
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,311
<i>Gone.</i>

584
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,836
If there is one man, just one man amongst you,

585
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,789
who can say in all truthfulness that within
the past week he has not committed adultery,

586
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,793
then he may leave this church now
and go with my blessing.

587
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,117
<i>Ah... we have at least one good man with us.</i>

588
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,952
Well done, Brother Bodkin.

589
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:18,079
It's not that, Rector. You just reminded me
where I left my hat last night.

590
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,116
(Riotous laughter)

591
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,116
RECTOR: Bye-bye.

592
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,156
CHURCHGOER: Bye-bye.
- Bye.

593
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:34,073
Thank you, Rector,
for a most interesting sermon.

594
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,199
Thank you, ma'am. One can but sow the seed
and pray that it will bear fruit.

595
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,236
Oh, but of course.

596
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:44,154
I must tell you that the man
you suspect of being Dick Turpin,

597
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:47,915
I'm afraid we did not succeed
in getting a look at his er...

598
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,956
you know.

599
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,996
Oh, well, ma'am, no matter.

600
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,514
I've since learned that he doesn't have one.

601
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,556
Oh, dear, the poor man!

602
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,596
- Birthmark, I mean.
- Oh, I see.

603
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,796
Good day, ma'am.

604
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,156
I should advise caution in your dealings
with that woman, Rector.

605
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,878
Oh? How so?

606
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,111
She is, not to put too fine a point on it,
a shameless doxy.

607
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,475
Oh, I'm afraid you misjudge her, sir.

608
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,269
Misjudge her? The minute I entered her room,
she asked me to bath with her.

609
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,238
Perhaps she wanted to show you
the beauties of that fair city.

610
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,276
Not that Bath!

611
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,069
But you're not far from the truth.
I know what beauties she wanted to show me.

612
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,994
(Tuts) That is terrible, terrible.
Tell me, did you er...

613
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,550
Certainly not! I came here for one thing
and one thing only...

614
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,870
That is what I was asking you. Did you?

615
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,235
...to apprehend this rogue Turpin.

616
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,074
Ah, yes, of course.
I shall pray for your success in that venture, sir.

617
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,151
Don't worry, Rector.

618
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:48,199
I'll have him on the end of a rope's end,
or my name's not Desmond Fancey.

619
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,156
He'll have to go.

620
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,196
I think that covers it, Sergeant.

621
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:59,353
"Have important clue to identity of Turpin.
Investigation proceeding."

622
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,396
Sounds all right, Captain.

623
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,436
Get it off to the chief right away.

624
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:09,510
I often wonder what chance crime has against
the modern scientific methods at our disposal.

625
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,556
None, sir, none.

626
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:16,316
It seems incredible that that message
will be in London this time tomorrow morning.

627
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,356
It's like a miracle, sir.

628
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,635
Well, get it off, then.

629
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,597
Look out, sir!

630
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,238
(Splat)

631
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,590
Oh! Filthy beast! Give me a bit of paper.

632
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,194
Don't be silly,
that pigeon will be miles away by now.

633
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,236
Oh, yes.

634
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,436
<i>Stop!</i>

635
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,717
If you value your lives, don't make a move.

636
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,872
- What do you want?
- The one who calls himself Dandy Desmond.

637
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,430
BOTH: That's him.
- Which one of you is looking for Big Dick?

638
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,873
BOTH: He is!

639
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,839
What do you want with him? Speak up,
or would you rather a shot through your guts?

640
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,876
You heard the man. Tell him.

641
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,589
We know where we can get our hands
on a great deal of money, you see.

642
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,636
That's right. A fortune!

643
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,870
The job is a little big for just the two of us.

644
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,599
- Much too big!
- We thought he might like to join us.

645
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,636
That's right. Share!

646
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,597
What exactly is this job?

647
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,398
Well, it's...

648
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,631
We'll not discuss it with anyone
but Big Dick personally.

649
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,994
Personally.

650
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,152
Very well. Be on the London Road
at ten o'clock tonight,

651
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,993
four miles out by the blasted oak.

652
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,709
- We'll be there.
- Come armed and wear these.

653
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,315
What about that?
I've tricked him. He's fallen right into my trap.

654
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,356
<i>Your</i> trap?

655
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,670
Don't you see? He'll meet me face to face.

656
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,230
Well, well. And I suppose I had nothing
whatsoever to do with it?

657
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,675
Nothing. I have the sweet smell of success.

658
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,716
I'm glad about that.

659
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,950
I thought it was the pigeon.

660
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,037
Hello, Bodkin.
What have they got you in there for, eh?

661
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,395
I got involved in a fight with Katy's husband.

662
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,436
It was bad luck.

663
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:06,514
- What do you mean, bad luck?
- He found my hat before I could get back there.

664
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,070
Too much of a gentleman, you are.
Next time, keep your hat on.

665
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,276
You rotten so-and-so! Get out of it!

666
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,430
I shall get my own back.

667
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,956
I shall piss in your ale!

668
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,556
(Laughter and whooping)

669
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,080
Ahem! Afternoon, Constable.

670
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,151
What, eh?

671
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:43,596
- Are you busy, then?
- No... no, of course I'm not.

672
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,513
Good, I wanted to have a word with you.
Shall I come in?

673
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,556
No... I'll er... come out there.

674
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,596
Get off.

675
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,436
Well?

676
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,195
- You forgot to lock it.
- That's all right. Katy's not a prisoner.

677
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,953
She's come in here to make a complaint,
you see.

678
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,996
(Coughs and wheezes)

679
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,150
- Her husband beat her up.
- Oh, I see.

680
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,708
Well, she was showing me how he did it.

681
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,756
Yeah, I saw that as well.

682
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,594
Would you mind telling me what it is you want,
please? I'm in a hurry.

683
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,636
Yes... what was it, now?

684
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,676
I know it was something important.

685
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,716
Oh, for pity's sake!

686
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,756
- I've got it.
- So have I.

687
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:29,276
I do hear as how you're after
this Dick Turpin fellow. Is that right?

688
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,318
Of course we are. What about it?

689
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:36,951
If you're out on the London Road
ten o'clock tonight, by the old blasted oak...

690
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,077
Ten o'clock by the blasted oak.

691
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,516
Here they come.

692
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,556
Right on time.

693
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,156
This looks like the place.

694
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,674
That's not a blasted oak, it's a bloody yew.

695
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,716
No, that one there, sir.

696
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,756
Oh, that one. I see.

697
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,796
Mask.

698
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,474
- It's me! Put your mask on, sir.
- Oh, yes.

699
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,437
(Rumble of carriage wheels)

700
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,953
That should be the constable.

701
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,712
- I hear something.
- What?

702
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,473
I said I think I hear something coming!

703
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,155
- I know what you said, but what?
- It sounds like a coach.

704
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:20,878
Why would he be in a coach?

705
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,190
It's bang on ten o'clock, so it <i>must</i> be him.

706
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,236
All right, don't panic.

707
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,311
- Pistol.
- What? I haven't had a drop.

708
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,676
- No, sir. <i>Pistol.</i>
- Oh, pistol. Yes.

709
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,358
Get ready, lads. We're coming up to it now.

710
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,476
You wait here. I'll get in position.

711
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,995
Stand and deliver!

712
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,719
That's him! Get 'em, lads!

713
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,593
What do you think you're doing?!

714
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,477
STRAPP: <i>Leave me alone!</i>

715
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,994
STRAPP: Get your hands off me immediately!

716
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,548
FANCEY: You have no right to behave like this!

717
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,596
All right, Turpin, the game's up.

718
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:10,117
- You might just as well come quietly.
- I'm not Turpin!

719
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,668
Oh, no, of course not.

720
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,548
I am... I am Captain Fancey
of the Bow Street runners.

721
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,269
And I'm Titania, Queen of all the Fairies.

722
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,078
(Jeers and laughter)

723
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,676
Right, back to business.

724
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,236
(Cock crows)

725
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,356
Ah.

726
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,396
It's after ten o'clock, sir.

727
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,436
Goodness gracious me.

728
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,476
I feel as if I've been up all night.

729
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,518
- You have, sir.
- Pardon?

730
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,672
You didn't get in until
after two o'clock this morning.

731
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,638
Was it that late? I had no idea.

732
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:14,393
No matter. As long as you got what you wanted.

733
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,230
What do you mean by that, Miss Hoggett?

734
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:23,108
You went to Squire Trelawney's to get
donations for the church sale tomorrow.

735
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,555
Of course I did.

736
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,632
Even so, I was surprised it took you so long.

737
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:32,838
Well, I did drop in to see old Mrs Giles.
She's very poorly, I'm afraid.

738
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,876
Oh, can it be wondered at?

739
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,316
Her husband treats her shamefully, I hear.

740
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,755
You'd never believe he was once a knight.

741
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,071
(Tuts) It's too much for a woman of that age.

742
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,515
Speaking of that, sir,

743
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,558
I think you ought to do something
about Harriet soon.

744
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,596
In what way, Miss Hoggett?

745
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:57,117
Well, she was very late in again last night,
only two minutes before you.

746
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,395
I think she's up to no good.

747
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,948
I'm sure there's some
quite innocent explanation.

748
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,996
Well, I'm not.

749
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,508
And I discovered, quite by chance, of course,

750
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:12,071
quite a large amount of money hidden away
in the drawer in her room.

751
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,912
Really?

752
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,037
Yes! Now, I don't know where she's getting it,

753
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,759
but I'm sure she's not getting it from you.

754
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,674
You're dead right...
You're quite right, Miss Hoggett, I'm afraid.

755
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,955
I'll have a serious talk with her.

756
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,998
Oh, by the way,
news came through from the constable.

757
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,310
They've caught Dick Turpin!

758
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,152
Well!

759
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,156
That really is wonderful news.

760
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:40,835
Now all innocent,
God-fearing people can travel about in safety.

761
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,070
(Jeering and laughter)

762
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,310
Stop it, you hear? You don't know who I am.

763
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,356
I'll have you all arrested!

764
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,556
<i>Go away! Leave me alone!</i>

765
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,552
Oh, it's humiliating! Ooh!

766
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,437
It's a waste of good food, an' all.

767
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,796
Is that all you can say
after getting me into this predicament?

768
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,075
Me?! What did I do?

769
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,357
Nothing! Couldn't you see
we were being led into a trap?

770
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:08,389
Excuse me, but I was distinctly under the
impression that <i>they</i> were walking into <i>your</i> trap.

771
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,516
If you can't talk sense, shut your trap.

772
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,557
<i>If the chief could see me now.</i>

773
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,279
Oh, stop it! Go away!

774
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,150
Get off home!

775
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:31,589
Urgent message from the parish constable
at Upper Dencher, sir.

776
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,830
Right, give it here.

777
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,229
Stone the crows!

778
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,357
- 'Od's teeth! What is it?
- Urgent message just come in, sir.

779
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,476
Can't you deal with it? I'm very busy.

780
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,596
<i>It says they've caught Turpin, sir.</i>

781
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,352
What?!

782
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,396
Let me see that.

783
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,436
Step me sidewards, it's true!

784
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,829
Did Captain Fancey have anything to do with it?

785
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,876
No, sir, not that I know of.

786
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,316
That doesn't surprise me.
Tell your constable I shall come myself.

787
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,755
- I'll order your coach, sir.
- No, not yet.

788
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:06,356
I have a bit of business to clear up here. I shall
travel overnight and be with him in the morning.

789
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,237
(Knock at door)
- Yes, Miss Hoggett?

790
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,029
- I have Harriet here, sir.
- Oh, yes, the talk.

791
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:16,477
<i>- Bring her right in, please.</i>
- Come along, Harriet. The Rector wants a word.

792
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,397
Miss Hoggett,
I think it would be better if you left us.

793
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:29,235
I may have to say things that could prove
shocking to anyone of your gentle upbringing.

794
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,276
Oh... very well, sir.

795
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,112
Thank you.

796
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,076
You old rogue!

797
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,076
She's listening.

798
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,116
(Clears throat)

799
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,237
Now, Harriet,
I must have a very serious talk with you.

800
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,276
Ooh, yes, sir!

801
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,079
I am very shocked to hear from Miss Hoggett

802
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,232
<i>that you have been staying out late</i>
<i>on several occasions.</i>

803
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,550
- Is this true?
- I cannot tell a lie, sir.

804
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,596
I have been a bad girl.

805
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,636
It must stop right away, do you hear?

806
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:13,599
Oh, but, sir, you see, I cannot help myself.
Something gets the better of me.

807
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:17,639
Then you must fight the good fight,
fight against it. Get thee behind me, Satan.

808
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,676
Anything you say, sir.

809
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:25,630
You must learn to resist the temptations
of the flesh and fight against the devil, and...

810
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:29,679
when he beckons most strongly
and the flame of purity burns at its weakest.

811
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,479
<i>Oh, I will try, sir. I promise you.</i>

812
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,516
Now is the time to cry, "Enough!"

813
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,910
From now on, I swear I'll be a good girl.
Oh, very good.

814
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,355
It is not enough to say that you will be good.

815
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,237
<i>Deeds are more powerful than words.</i>

816
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,550
The temptation to sin is forever with us.

817
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,636
You've got to get on top of it!

818
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:50,439
I am on top of it now. I'm sure of that, sir.

819
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:54,115
Get off, you little devil.
No, I might not get another chance like this.

820
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,394
Want a bet?

821
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,835
<i>Oh, sir, all I want is your forgiveness.</i>

822
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,876
Give it to me. Please, give it to me!

823
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:01,916
I wish I had the time.

824
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,072
First you must prove yourself
by stopping what you're doing.

825
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,594
Aagh! Become once again
in thought and deed...

826
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,238
(Aside) Get off...

827
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,276
Get off the road to ruin and let go...

828
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,918
(Aside) Let go, you little...

829
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,639
Let go the devil and his ways. Stop!

830
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,716
Thank you, Miss Hoggett.

831
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,756
I feel much better now.

832
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,312
Rector?

833
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,510
Oh, Rector. Are you all right?

834
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,636
Oh, yes, thank you, Miss Hoggett.

835
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:43,395
It's always so distressing to me,
a scene like that.

836
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,396
Poor girl.

837
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:50,268
Don't waste any pity on her, sir.
She was more than ready for it.

838
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,396
How right you are, Miss Hoggett.

839
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,436
How very right.

840
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,478
Oh, Rector,
I can't bear to see you unhappy like this.

841
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,516
Thank you, Miss Hoggett.

842
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:03,513
- Oh, no, not again!
- Let me comfort you. There, there.

843
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,233
Well, I still don't see why
I have to come with you.

844
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:17,350
I thought you would enjoy seeing the wretch who
stripped us of all our belongings behind bars.

845
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,432
It's reassuring
it can never happen again, certainly.

846
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,476
Exactly, my dear.

847
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,437
Halt! Stand and deliver!

848
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,876
- What the devil's going on?
- Everybody out.

849
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,918
Oh, no. It can't be!

850
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,636
All right, Tom. Stable 'em.

851
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,676
Right-o.

852
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,996
You did very well tonight, Harriet.

853
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,036
Oh, thank you, sir.

854
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,509
I must say, it is a pleasure working for you.

855
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,556
You're a good girl.

856
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,950
You don't want to believe
everything you read in my references.

857
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,874
Don't tell me a nice young girl like you
has strayed from the primrose path.

858
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:18,396
- Oh, no, it was indoors.
- I hope it was only once.

859
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,472
I don't know.
Nobody ever taught me how to count proper.

860
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:25,394
- Well, we'll have to do something about that.
- Will you teach me, sir?

861
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,836
- I'd be very happy to.
- To count right up to a hundred?

862
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,880
Well... up to three, for a start.

863
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,916
Three... How many's that?

864
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,560
Well, for instance...

865
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,995
that's one... and that's one, too.

866
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,230
Well, I know that.

867
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,197
No, we'll start again. Hang on.

868
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,510
That's one... and one makes two.

869
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,397
Yes?

870
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,233
And two and one makes three.

871
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,437
Ooh, that's lovely. Show me again.

872
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,875
- With pleasure.
<i>- Who's that down there?</i>

873
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,315
It's all right, Miss Hoggett, it's only me.

874
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,676
You nip off to bed
and don't forget to say your prayers.

875
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,593
What for? I never seem to get what I ask for.

876
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,636
Have patience.

877
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,317
Oh, Miss Hoggett,
you shouldn't have waited up for me.

878
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,631
I was worried about you, Rector.
I didn't know where you'd got to.

879
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,676
I didn't get anywhere, I'm afraid.

880
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,716
- But it's after midnight!
- Is it?

881
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:29,429
Well, I stopped by with old Mrs Giles.
She's failing fast, I fear.

882
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,476
Oh, sir, again?

883
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,791
You give far too much of your time
to people in need, I fear.

884
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,953
Well, you know what the Good Book says,
"Tis better to give than receive."

885
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:46,951
What you need, sir, is someone by your side,
to comfort you, share life's burdens.

886
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,395
Warm you, if needs be.

887
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,836
Oh, I don't know, Miss Hoggett.
I do have my warming pan, you know.

888
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,356
Yes, but where would you be
without me to put it in for you?

889
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,112
Eh? Oh, yes, Miss Hoggett.

890
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:02,159
I must say, you are an admirable housekeeper
and I don't know what I should do without you.

891
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:08,679
But a housekeeper is more limited in ways
she can be of service than say... a wife.

892
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,478
True... True, Miss Hoggett.

893
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,154
I think it's time I got to my warming pan.

894
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:17,597
Oh, sir, don't you see what I'm trying to tell you?
Sir, for ten years now,

895
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,638
I've run your house for you,
looked after you, cooked for you...

896
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,472
And I am most grateful, Miss Hoggett.

897
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:27,315
...nursed you when you were ill, helped you with
your work and been at your beck and call.

898
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,356
And I appreciate it, Miss Hoggett.

899
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:34,309
Miss Hoggett, yes. "Thank you very much,
Miss Hoggett. Three bags full, Miss Hoggett."

900
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,675
Do you think that's all I want in exchange?

901
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:41,197
- Well, I do reimburse you adequately.
- But I'm a woman with all a woman's needs.

902
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,236
I want more than that, much more!

903
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:46,551
I don't understand it, Miss Hoggett.
If you're not happy here...

904
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:51,395
Oh, but I am! There's no-one else for me,
no-one. I'll serve you till the end of my days.

905
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,153
But it's only natural
I should want something more.

906
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:56,800
Shall we talk about this in the morning?
Good night!

907
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,840
I may be wrong, but I think she's after a rise.

908
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:16,358
I must say, it's wonderful of people to part with
such valuable-looking items in these hard times.

909
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,795
Sometimes they do need a little persuading.

910
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:24,477
- Dashed if I could afford to give a coat like that.
- Oh, Squire, you're one of our chief benefactors.

911
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,835
I, ma'am? I've not given a damn thing.

912
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,556
- No-one's asked me to.
- But I understood from the Rector...

913
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,393
I think that we ought to let them in now.
Excuse me.

914
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,833
(Shouting)

915
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,870
- I'd like this horn.
- You've got one.

916
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:57,080
Mrs Giles, I'm so pleased to see
you've recovered from your indisposition.

917
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,879
What indisposition?
There's nothing wrong with me.

918
00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:03,430
But the Rector said
you were confined to your bed.

919
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,476
(Cackles)

920
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,790
Here, stop that, you old devil.

921
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:11,156
But the Rector said you were sinking fast.

922
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:14,869
What, me? Oh, dear, no. Come on.

923
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,916
MRS GILES: No, no.

924
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,639
- It looks like another big success.
- Not surprising.

925
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:23,190
Where else could you get a fur coat
and a silk dress for a few shillings?

926
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,236
Don't ask me. I'm only a poor rector.

927
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:28,834
I've saved a little something for you.

928
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,833
- For me? What for?
- For being a good girl.

929
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,592
Ooh!

930
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:38,912
If this is what I get for being a good girl,
just think what I could get being a bad one.

931
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,353
You'll find out one day.

932
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,396
Promises, promises.

933
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,438
If it goes on like this,
we'll be sold out within the hour.

934
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,751
We'll have to start another collection
straightaway, won't we?

935
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:49,795
<i>Faster!</i>

936
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,836
Go on, man!

937
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,876
Go on!

938
00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:58,471
- I don't like the look of that.
- We did that one last night.

939
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,711
- And the week before.
- He's probably off to the parish constable.

940
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,792
- That's what I'm afraid of.
- Shall I go and see what happens?

941
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,836
Good idea. Go on. Get changed first.

942
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,876
Go with her.

943
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,356
Whoa!

944
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,396
Oooh. Sorry.

945
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,436
I was just having my grub.

946
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,478
Look lively, will you?
It's the chief of the runners.

947
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,516
Gawd have mercy!

948
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,556
- Welcome, sir...
<i>- Close that damn door!</i>

949
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,200
And give us something to cover ourselves with.

950
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,236
Hang on a minute.

951
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,276
Oh, dear!

952
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,276
Coming, sir!

953
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,398
Here you are, sir.
And something for the lady, too.

954
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,955
What a funny way to travel.

955
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,076
You stay there, my dear.

956
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,713
- Are you the parish constable?
- That's right, sir.

957
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,076
So, you're the fellow that <i>claims</i>
to have caught Turpin.

958
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:06,118
Yes, sir. And his mate, too, sir.

959
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,156
I caught 'em red-handed, I did, sir.

960
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,196
Really? May I see them?

961
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,236
Of course, sir. Right this way, sir.

962
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,356
That's them, sir.

963
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,956
I knew it!

964
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,837
I knew it!

965
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,469
<i>All right. All right.</i>

966
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:47,396
Captain, in all my experience, I can say I've
never heard of such blind, blundering stupidity.

967
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,597
I agree. I thought Turpin
would behave more cleverly than that.

968
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,432
I mean <i>your</i> stupidity!

969
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:56,991
Has it not occurred to you that the man who told
you where to meet him last night was Turpin?

970
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,116
FANCEY: <i>No, sir, no!</i>

971
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,397
Between you and me,
I think our presence here scared him off.

972
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,710
I'll wager he's across the border by now.

973
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,837
It might interest you to know
the man who was so scared by you

974
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,673
last night robbed us of
everything we've damn well got!

975
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,354
He took my most treasured possession.

976
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,908
Come, milady. Surely that went long ago.

977
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,230
My mother's bracelet.

978
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:25,311
'Ere, you stay here, and I'll try and get
near enough to hear what they're saying.

979
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,834
SIR ROGER:
<i>All you're giving me is excuses.</i>

980
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:29,638
I've heard it all before, Fancey.

981
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:33,554
<i>Believe me, Sir Roger,</i>
<i>I know how these villains work...</i>

982
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,236
Ah, good day to you, sir.

983
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,880
As far as I'm concerned,
we're back where we started.

984
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,951
All this talk about Big Dick!

985
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,031
I've had enough of it.

986
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,351
Stap me vitals!

987
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:54,954
- What's the matter with you?
- Over there. It's him.

988
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:56,234
STRAPP: <i>Who?</i>

989
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,675
The man. The man who tricked you last night.

990
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:00,830
The man who tricked me... That was you!

991
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,798
- Never mind about that. Are you sure?
- Yes, sir. Positive.

992
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,838
Right, I'll take charge.
Constable, Sergeant, cover the door.

993
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:08,876
Right, sir.

994
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,235
At the double, you. Hurry up.

995
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,396
TOM: <i>Look out!</i>

996
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,756
SIR ROGER: After him!

997
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,712
Oh... excuse me.

998
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,639
<i>Don't let him get away, girls!</i>

999
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:40,279
Aagh!

1000
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:41,759
MADAME DESIREE: <i>Get out!</i>

1001
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,753
(Clattering)

1002
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,833
- Stay exactly where you are!
- 'Ere, what's going on?

1003
01:00:54,920 --> 01:01:00,313
Don't be alarmed, ladies. You're about to
witness the capture of the notorious Dick Turpin.

1004
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:04,075
- Are you?
- Afraid not. They've made a mistake.

1005
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,799
- You're quite sure it's him, Fancey?
- Quite sure, sir.

1006
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,791
You'll have a job proving it.

1007
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:13,908
As it happens, I won't. He has a very distinctive
birthmark, sir, in a rather unusual place.

1008
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:18,630
- Oh? Where?
- Er, he's not called Big Dick for nothing, sir.

1009
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,676
Egad! You mean it's on his...

1010
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,716
With your permission, sir?

1011
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,756
By all means. Carry on, Fancey.

1012
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,274
You, sir! Take your clothes off.

1013
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:28,759
Right!

1014
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,559
Would you ladies mind retiring
into the next room?

1015
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,116
Come on, my little doxies.

1016
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,316
Come on. Whoa-ho!

1017
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,277
All right, carry on.

1018
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,635
You're making a big mistake, you know.

1019
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,109
I don't think so.

1020
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,156
Well, all right, then.

1021
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,228
That's enough!

1022
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,276
They're real. Feel 'em.

1023
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,556
That won't be necessary.

1024
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,152
<i>Well, Fancey?</i>

1025
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,231
It's... it's a woman, sir.

1026
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:20,950
Brilliant! A masterpiece of deduction, you
blithering jackass! I'll have your hide for this.

1027
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:25,431
But, sir, he could still... she could still be
Dick Turpin, couldn't she?

1028
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,875
Yes? And where's your precious birthmark?

1029
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,599
And where's the thing it's supposed to be on?

1030
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,511
I've just realised.

1031
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,238
She's the Rector's housemaid, sir.

1032
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,995
The Rector's housemaid!

1033
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:42,674
That's all I needed to hear!

1034
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,876
Wait till the Rector hears about this.

1035
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:50,112
No. I'd prefer that
you didn't mention this to anyone.

1036
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,590
What in heaven's name is going on here?

1037
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,398
Oh!

1038
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,436
My bracelet!

1039
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,589
What?!

1040
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,875
'Od's blood, so it is!

1041
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,918
I <i>told</i> you she was something to do with it.
I told you!

1042
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,752
<i>Hold her, Constable!</i>

1043
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,957
Good man. Take her away and lock her up.

1044
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:13,112
Come on, my girl.
I'm going to have you in the lockup.

1045
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,796
Most successful, Miss Hoggett.

1046
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,836
How much did we make?

1047
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,751
Rector, I must talk to you.

1048
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,796
Yes, what is it, Miss Hoggett?

1049
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,395
Rector, I've always been loyal
and honest with you, haven't I?

1050
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,391
Yes, of course, Miss Hoggett.

1051
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:34,199
Then why should you lie to me?

1052
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:37,829
- You, of all people.
- Lie to you?

1053
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:41,879
Yes. You said you'd gone to visit
Squire Trelawney the other night.

1054
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:44,269
But you didn't. And Mrs Giles.

1055
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:48,478
Oh, yes, well, I did tell you a little white lie,
Miss Hoggett.

1056
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:51,836
Why? Why should you do such a thing to me?

1057
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,876
It's another woman, isn't it?

1058
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,916
I must know. Tell me, is it?

1059
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,275
- Miss Hoggett, please.
- It is! I knew it!

1060
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,715
Oh, how could you?

1061
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:04,839
After all the love and attention
I've lavished on you...

1062
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,036
playing your organ?

1063
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,076
Rector, Rector!

1064
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,116
(Sobs) Ohh...

1065
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,156
- Excuse me.
- Yes, Tom, what is it?

1066
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,390
Bad news, I'm afraid. Damn and blast it!

1067
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:19,438
- Oh!
- Tom, Tom. (Tuts)

1068
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:23,399
No news is so bad
that it merits the use of a cuss word,

1069
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,630
particularly in front of Miss Hoggett.

1070
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,950
Sorry, Rector, but they've got Harriet.

1071
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:29,996
Bloody hell!

1072
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:31,672
All right. All right.

1073
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:38,357
No point in your staying in this wretched place,
my dear. You go on back to London.

1074
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,396
But why can you not accompany me?

1075
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,436
I wish I could, dear heart.

1076
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:48,275
But I fear I cannot trust that fool Fancey to bring
this business to a successful conclusion.

1077
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,316
Be it so.

1078
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,156
Your servant, ma'am.

1079
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,879
Your Lordship, are you not returning to London?

1080
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,916
I could not, ma'am.

1081
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,956
I wanted to see more of you.

1082
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:22,431
Oh, sir, after helping me out of that bath,
there is little more to see.

1083
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:26,274
Yes, but one doesn't view
a luscious ripe peach

1084
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:29,318
without wanting to sink one's teeth into it.

1085
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:33,313
A peach? Is that not
what you English play cricket on?

1086
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,960
No, ma'am. Though I must confess,

1087
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,395
I'd relish an innings with you.

1088
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,550
I do not play the game, sir.

1089
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:47,870
Well, ma'am, perhaps if we went somewhere
a little more private, I could teach you.

1090
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:50,190
Mon Dieu! Who do you think I am?

1091
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:54,193
A damned attractive cockney wench
with an absurdly bogus French accent.

1092
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:57,236
All right. And I know what a peach is.

1093
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,959
But it doesn't mean I'm easy to pluck.

1094
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,996
I'm a very wealthy man.

1095
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,036
And influential at court.

1096
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,076
Well, in that case...

1097
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:08,355
Perhaps we should go somewhere more private.

1098
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,396
No!

1099
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:18,233
It's no good, sir. I can't get any sense out of her.

1100
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:21,756
Leave it to me.
I know how to handle this baggage.

1101
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:23,796
Now, look here, my girl.

1102
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:27,839
Come along. We know very well
you're a member of Big Dick's gang.

1103
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:29,876
Then why do you keep asking me?

1104
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,315
Where can we find Dick?

1105
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:36,678
Search me. I've been living here for ten years
and I've never found any.

1106
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,115
We have ways of making you talk.

1107
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,953
Torture? That's against the law nowadays.

1108
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,996
You're a comely wench.

1109
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,833
There's nothing to stop me
forcing my attentions on you.

1110
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,672
Promises, promises!

1111
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:50,716
Get off! She's incorrigible!

1112
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,791
Let me out!

1113
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:56,480
- Are you all right, sir?
- Dreadful creature.

1114
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,516
(Knock at door)

1115
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,556
Yes?

1116
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:04,274
It's the Rector. He wants to see the Captain.

1117
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:06,316
All right, well, show him in.

1118
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,116
So it's true.

1119
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,156
Harriet, what have you done?

1120
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,710
- It's no good. You won't get a word out of her.
- What is her crime?

1121
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:21,794
This may come as a bit of a shock, but she's
suspected of being a member of Turpin's gang.

1122
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:23,836
I cannot believe it.

1123
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,878
Captain, let me take her home.
I'm sure I can get at the truth.

1124
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,633
Impossible.
She is the sprat to catch the mackerel.

1125
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,676
What do you mean?

1126
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:35,469
I have your word that you'll keep this plan
strictly to yourself?

1127
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,039
Yes, of course.

1128
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:40,317
Well, let us suppose that you were Dick Turpin.

1129
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,879
What?

1130
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,474
A ridiculous supposition, I know.

1131
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:46,471
Absurd.

1132
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:50,758
Yes, but if you were, and you learned
of her arrest, what would you do?

1133
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:53,308
I would try to rescue her.

1134
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:56,392
- Exactly.
- And how would you stop me from doing so?

1135
01:07:56,480 --> 01:08:01,270
I have men all round the house.
You'd get in, all right, but you'd <i>never</i> get out.

1136
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,999
In that case, Captain, I'm very glad I'm not him.

1137
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,277
I would hate to pit my wits
against a man of your brilliance.

1138
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,756
(Laughter and chatter)

1139
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,430
It's right enough what the Captain says.

1140
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:19,159
The constable's got his men all round the house.

1141
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,834
No wonder His Lordship looks so happy.

1142
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,758
There must be some way
we can get her out of there.

1143
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,274
It'll take a bit of doing.

1144
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,635
Come on, lads, settle down nice and quiet.

1145
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:38,429
Once again, it's my very great pleasure
to introduce Madame Desiree

1146
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:41,518
and her Oizy-ecks dez Paradiss.

1147
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,556
(Cheering)

1148
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:51,916
I've got it.

1149
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,956
Come on.

1150
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:03,836
The glories of all women,

1151
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:05,876
<i>their charms and their traditions,</i>

1152
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:07,916
<i>we are now proud to show to you,</i>

1153
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,956
<i>in different positions.</i>

1154
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:11,996
(Cheering and applause)

1155
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:17,876
<i>The maidens of the woodlands,</i>

1156
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,916
<i>they hunted for sheer love of it,</i>

1157
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,916
were oftentimes called nymphs

1158
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,992
because they couldn't get... enough of it.

1159
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:26,830
(Laughter)

1160
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,273
<i>The vestal virgins of old Rome,</i>

1161
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:35,316
<i>who from their birth were taught</i>

1162
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:39,113
<i>to stay forever pure and chaste,</i>

1163
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,116
<i>but never to get caught.</i>

1164
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:43,997
(Laughter and applause)

1165
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:49,075
And finally, our maids at rest

1166
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:51,515
in languorous sleep so sightly,

1167
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,955
'tis not the show that tires them so,

1168
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:55,996
but doing it twice nightly.

1169
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:00,878
Bottle of rum, please, ducks.

1170
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,916
Certainly, ladies.

1171
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:06,588
Thank you.

1172
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,676
(Knock at door)

1173
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:23,716
Someone's coming, Captain.

1174
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:26,268
Right... Move out of sight until they come in.

1175
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,156
Give me that!

1176
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:40,476
- Just a minute, dear.
- Get off!

1177
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:47,798
<i>Captain?</i>

1178
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:49,836
Captain?

1179
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:52,309
Captain Fancey?

1180
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,516
STRAPP: Don't move!

1181
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,750
- Ooh, you did give us a shock.
- Who are you?

1182
01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:01,037
- And what are you doing here?
- His Lordship sent us with a bottle.

1183
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,076
How very thoughtful of him.

1184
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,310
He said to stay and keep you company for a bit.

1185
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:08,676
- Well, I could do with a bit.
- Saucy!

1186
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:13,389
- All right, Constable, you can leave us now.
- All right, sir.

1187
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:17,153
You're not exactly a couple of fillies, are you?

1188
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:23,310
DICK: <i>A gentleman of taste.</i>
- We'll have a few noggins to loosen things up.

1189
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:24,879
DICK: <i>Lovely...</i>

1190
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:26,359
Here...

1191
01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:29,910
Is that the one that's supposed
to belong to Turpin's gang?

1192
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,274
That's right, love.

1193
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:34,238
Fancy, her a highwayman.
Ain't you afraid she'll get away?

1194
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,629
No chance of that.

1195
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:41,589
If you got too near the bars, she could reach
through and grab you from behind, couldn't she?

1196
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:43,318
Come over here, my dear.

1197
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,356
Yes, sweetheart.

1198
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:47,590
What's your name, my little pretty one?

1199
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:49,636
- Bridgette.
- Oh, Bridgette?

1200
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:51,676
Most of the fellas call me Bridge.

1201
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:53,716
Bridge? Why?

1202
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,756
Because I come across.

1203
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:58,512
Get off me!

1204
01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:01,916
- There you are, my dear.
- Oh, ta.

1205
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,275
And what might your pretty little name be?

1206
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:07,318
Well, darling, you can call me... Big Dick.

1207
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:09,436
And what a pret... What?

1208
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:12,476
Put 'em up! Come on.

1209
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,994
- Harriet.
- What are you doing?

1210
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:17,640
- What do you want?
- Get over to that door, come on.

1211
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:19,551
Do what I tell you.

1212
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:21,596
FANCEY: <i>Constable!</i>

1213
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,836
Yes, Captain?

1214
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:27,718
Go over to the inn
and fetch us another bottle of rum.

1215
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:30,678
- What, already?
<i>- Don't argue, now!</i>

1216
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,716
All right, Captain.

1217
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,676
All right for some.

1218
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:39,479
- What did you come for?
- You know. Get your clothes off.

1219
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:42,472
- What?!
- You heard. Get 'em off.

1220
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:44,198
(Cackles)

1221
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,191
- Hey, Bodkin.
- Sir?

1222
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:51,310
Another bottle of rum for the Captain.

1223
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,556
What the devil?

1224
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:58,596
Excuse me, Nell.

1225
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:05,954
Constable! You're supposed to be on guard.

1226
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:09,794
I know, sir, but the Captain sent me across
for another bottle, sir.

1227
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:11,916
Another bottle? What the blazes for?

1228
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,878
They must have finished the one
what you sent 'em, sir.

1229
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,520
The one I sent them?
What are you talking about?

1230
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:21,275
You know, sir, the one you sent
them two old women across with, sir.

1231
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,316
Two old women? What do you mean?

1232
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:26,996
Didn't you, sir?

1233
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,356
I... I've been nobbled.

1234
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:33,989
Oh! Oh, woe! Woe!

1235
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:36,833
- Come on!
- I'm a silly old constable, sir.

1236
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,998
Come along, Capty.
Who's had too much to drink, then?

1237
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:44,036
<i>He</i> has.

1238
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:46,429
Who's going to be icky-dicky in the morning?

1239
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,316
(Muffled groans)

1240
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:02,591
Oh... no!

1241
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:04,636
(Moaning)

1242
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,796
(Church bells ring)

1243
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,988
- Well?
- Nothing definite, I'm afraid, sir.

1244
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:17,550
One of the constable's men
did see the women leave last night

1245
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:19,596
with someone they thought was me.

1246
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,636
And you know who that was, of course?

1247
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,995
It wasn't me, sir. I'm pretty sure of that.

1248
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:26,355
I'm talking about the two women, you fool!

1249
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:29,512
There was something familiar
about one of those women.

1250
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:32,034
I could've sworn we'd met before somewhere.

1251
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:35,749
It was Turpin, you blasted oaf!
Who else would bother rescuing the girl?

1252
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:38,877
- I had considered that possibility, sir.
- Oh, my God.

1253
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:40,916
I don't understand it.

1254
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,150
He must have known about the trap we set.

1255
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,800
How? Did you tell anyone?

1256
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:47,836
What? Oh, certainly not, sir!

1257
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:51,117
- Except the Rector.
- Oh, the Rector. Yes, well, him.

1258
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:54,590
- Are you certain you told no-one else?
- I'm positive, sir.

1259
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:57,229
What is it, sir?

1260
01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:59,117
Where did you get that cloak from?

1261
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:03,478
I lost all mine. The landlord kindly lent me his.
Pretty awful, I know.

1262
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:06,711
- <i>It's mine!</i>
- Oh, I don't think so, sir.

1263
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:09,155
He told me he got it at the church sale.

1264
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:11,196
Church sale?

1265
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:16,068
- Do you suppose it's possible?
- I was just thinking the same thing, sir.

1266
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:19,789
Of course!
That's who the woman reminded me of.

1267
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:20,995
Who?

1268
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:23,036
The old Rector.

1269
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,873
So similar, it could almost have been him.

1270
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:30,238
And you told him
about our plan to catch Turpin?

1271
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:32,276
Yes, that's right, I...

1272
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:34,237
Oh!

1273
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:36,231
I'll deal with you later.

1274
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:39,278
Strapp, go to the constable
and get all the men he has!

1275
01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:41,430
- And meet me at the church.
- Yes, sir.

1276
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:45,399
You know, I suspected him
right from the beginning.

1277
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,436
I said... Oh, they've gone.

1278
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:54,915
The text for my sermon today
comes from the book of Numbers.

1279
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,514
"Be sure your sins will find you out."

1280
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:04,039
It astonishes me you come here Sunday after
Sunday and look me in the eye without shame,

1281
01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:06,918
<i>me, your spiritual and moral leader.</i>

1282
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:11,278
Me, whose only sin has been to let you
continue in these sinful ways.

1283
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:14,830
(Rattle of carriage wheels)
- I tell you now...

1284
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:28,910
(Clears throat)

1285
01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:34,396
Where was I? Oh, yes.

1286
01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:36,755
<i>Now I will tell you...</i>

1287
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:42,789
...the Day of Judgment is nigh.

1288
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:45,633
Yes, indeed, I can say that again.

1289
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:48,796
<i>Yes, sinners.</i>

1290
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:51,758
The agents of retribution are all around us.

1291
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,910
He's in the middle of the service, sir.

1292
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,036
- Good, then we have him.
- May I, sir?

1293
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:58,588
Certainly not, Captain! Have you no respect?

1294
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:00,636
We must let him finish it.

1295
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:03,154
Constable, how many exits from this church?

1296
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:05,913
Just that one, sir, and the one in the vestry, sir.

1297
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,956
Right, you and your men cover that.

1298
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,996
We'll take this.

1299
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:15,874
Even now they are getting closer.

1300
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:21,872
And so, my friends, it seems that
we have a bit of a problem on our hands.

1301
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:24,916
<i>Believe me, we have.</i>

1302
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:32,351
"Ooh," you might say to yourselves,
"I am quite safe in this place.

1303
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:35,591
Nobody would touch me here, would they?"

1304
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,756
Praise be to heaven, you're right.

1305
01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:49,190
But what will happen after this service is over
and you have to leave this sanctuary?

1306
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,600
We will now sing hymn 202.

1307
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,753
O God, Our Help In Ages Past.

1308
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:06,196
(Organ starts playing)

1309
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,916
You saw?

1310
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,036
- Yeah.
- We've got to get out of here.

1311
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,793
- This way?
- No, they could never be that stupid.

1312
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,836
Or could they?

1313
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,876
Hang on.

1314
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,916
Bless you, my children.

1315
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,956
See what I mean?

1316
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,996
- I think we've had it.
- Never!

1317
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:39,676
Harriet's still hiding in the crypt.
Tell her what's happened and bring her up here.

1318
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:44,355


1319
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:47,159
(Organ runs down)

1320
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,276
(Bellows wheeze)

1321
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:02,672


1322
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:04,876


1323
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:12,509


1324
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,556
(Organ runs down)

1325
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:19,678
(Bellows wheeze)

1326
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,916
Oh, blimey!

1327
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:42,236
Is this the best you can do,
on this, the day of retribution?

1328
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,350
We'll try it again and this time <i>give</i>.

1329
01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:47,396
Hymn 202...

1330
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:49,436
O God, Our <i>Help!</i>

1331
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:58,870
- What are we going to do?
- Quick, get in there.

1332
01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:04,476


1333
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:06,516
There we go.

1334
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,430
Still here, gentlemen?

1335
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:18,476
Sorry, Rector, but...

1336
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:20,915
I've been ordered to arrest you.

1337
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:24,037
- But the service isn't over yet.
- Oh, well...

1338
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:26,236
I'm just about to say my final prayer.

1339
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:28,993
Oh, well, in that case...

1340
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:32,311
Would you care to join me?
Come in. Come along.

1341
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:34,356
Come right in.

1342
01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:36,396
Come along.

1343
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:38,436
There you are.

1344
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:42,872
Kneel, please, gentlemen.

1345
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:48,276
Over here, please.

1346
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:50,316
(Organ runs down)

1347
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:54,039
(Bellows splutter and wheeze)

1348
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:00,753
Oh, dear.

1349
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:04,951


1350
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:07,996
Thank you.

1351
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:14,988
Bless these my children.

1352
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:17,958
Give them the strength to carry out their duties,

1353
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:20,076
and for what they are about to receive,

1354
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:22,116
may they be truly grateful.

1355
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,356
<i>Amen.</i>

1356
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,476
Tie 'em up. Come on, let's get out of here.

1357
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:33,998


1358
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:36,230
Oh, blimey. Get on with it. I'll be back.

1359
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:50,114
To say that I am disappointed is to put it mildly.
Has everybody given?

1360
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,794
- Aye, Rector.
- Those gentlemen at the back?

1361
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,356
No, I didn't go to them.

1362
01:21:56,440 --> 01:21:58,396
Then do so.

1363
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:02,988
During this collection we will sing hymn 202,

1364
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:05,036
<i>O God, Our Help.</i>

1365
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:18,030


1366
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:22,033


1367
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:26,076
Well done, boys.

1368
01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:29,436
Sorry, Harriet.
I think we'll borrow His Lordship's coat.

1369
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,476
Tom, go and persuade the coachman.

1370
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:33,516
Very good, Rector.

1371
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:37,996

(Organ runs down)

1372
01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:42,436
(Bellows hiss)

1373
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:48,954
- There's something funny going on.
- I was just going to say the same thing.

1374
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:53,397
I don't like it. Strapp, go to the vestry
and see if everything's in order.

1375
01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:55,630
- Any sign of Tom yet?
- I'll have a look.

1376
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:00,836
Constable!

1377
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:02,399
Constable!

1378
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,436
Look out! The Sergeant's coming!

1379
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,476
Oh, no!

1380
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:09,516
Up the belfry, quick!

1381
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:13,916
Where the hell have they got to?

1382
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,036
Hang on. This will fix him.

1383
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:22,076
Right.

1384
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,956
DICK: <i>Help, help!</i>

1385
01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:32,396
<i>Help!</i>

1386
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,753
He's coming.

1387
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:12,914
Get ready.

1388
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:19,509
Now!

1389
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:22,475
(Bells peal)

1390
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,716
(Confused singing amidst din)

1391
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,475
I'll bet he's saying, "Bells to all this!"

1392
01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:45,516
You hang on here a minute.

1393
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,431
Come on.

1394
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:51,831
Fire! Fire!

1395
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,673
(Confused shouting)

1396
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:56,079
Everybody out! Run!

1397
01:25:04,520 --> 01:25:05,635
Give me the money.

1398
01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:06,789
Help!

1399
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:10,879
(Shouting)

1400
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:16,636
Come on, hurry! Hurry!

1401
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:20,596
Out of the way! Out of my way!

1402
01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:25,355
TOM: Come on, get up there.
Up! Come on, boys.

1403
01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:35,392
Without bleeding doubt,

1404
01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:37,630
<i>you are the most useless...</i>

1405
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:39,472
(Bong! Bong!)

1406
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:43,758
...that ever drew (Bong) breath.

1407
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:45,796
Ooh!

1408
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,912
You're safe now, Rector. We're over the border.

1409
01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:03,193
HIGHWAYMAN: Halt!

1410
01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:05,953
- Whoa!
- Stand and deliver!

1411
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:09,156
That's just what I was about to do.

1412
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,992
And about time, too!

1413
01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:12,195
(Both cackle)

1414
01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:14,236
(Highwayman guffaws)